1.5 out of 5 stars (one of the worst of the year) Watching The House With a Clock in its Walls is like being on a massive sugar high: It’s way too fast, very confusing, and eventually causes you as a viewer to crash and fight falling asleep. Why horror director Eli Roth and Supernatural… Continue Reading
“Tomorrowland”: Clooney Sci-Fi Trip Entertains with Solid Action, Good Message
3 out of 5 stars (average) Disney is a fascinating company. In the past few years, they have produced several live-action family fare during the summertime in an attempt to appeal to a wider audience. Last year’s Maleficent was one of these films, and while I found it to be a decent time at the movies, it… Continue Reading
“Popper’s Penguins” Provides Perky Performances
3 out of 5 stars (average) Jim Carrey is one of Hollywood’s funniest people. Born in Canada, Carrey started at a stand-up comedy club called Yuk Yuk’s, where he performed for a while until coming to America. Carrey quickly made a name for himself by starring in stupid comedies such as “Dumb & Dumber” and… Continue Reading
“Furry Vengeance” Stupid name, Stupid movie
1 out of 5 stars (don’t see it. ever) The first thing that I need to say about the new kids’ film “Furry Vengeance” is that it’s definitely a film that will entertain either young ones or those who are looking for something ridiculous. My question throughout the film was “Where the heck is Dr.… Continue Reading
“Penelope”: Down and snout
2 out of 5 stars (has some good moments, but is overall bad) Penelope (played by Christina Ricci) is a girl with a pig snout for a nose. Many years before she was born, a witch put a curse on her family: the next newborn girl would have the face of a pig. The curse… Continue Reading