“Charlotte’s Web”: Some Movie!

3.5 out of 5 stars (above average)   Fern Arable (played by Dakota Fanning) is a girl who saves a pig from almost being killed by her father because of its small size. Fern promises to take care of the pig so it won’t be killed. In a short while Fern falls in love with… Continue Reading

“Santa Clause 3”: Frostily Funny

3 out of 5 stars (average) Note: This film is not good.  I reviewed this when I was 12 years old, failing to recognize all of its flaws.  Currently, I find the movie to be slower than rush hour traffic, with dumb characters and childish humor.  It was a horrible way to end a series… Continue Reading

“Open Season”: Hilariously Pointless!

1.5 stars out of 5 (terrible) Boog (Martin Lawrence) is a bear who lives the city life. He’s a metro-grizzly. His life is usually completely perfect. He’s got a beautiful owner named Beth, who is voiced by Debra Messing and is a forest ranger, a garage home that would fit 10 animals, and an acting… Continue Reading

“Barnyard”: A Great Moooovie!

3.5 out of 5 stars Otis (Kevin James) is a cow who is a big party animal among a barnyard full of animals who act like humans. But his dad Ben (Sam Elliot) is the leader of the barnyard and is more serious about life on the farm. One day when Otis comes into the… Continue Reading

“The Ant Bully”: Ant-Sized Fun

2 out of 5 stars (has some good moments, but is overall bad) Lucas Nickel is a boy who always gets picked on by the neighborhood bully. Then afterwards, he takes his frustration out on the ants that are in his backyard. One of the ants, Zoc the potion maker (Nicolas Cage), is trying to… Continue Reading