“Shrek the Third”: Third Time’s Charming

3.5 out of 5 stars (above average) Note: My opinion on this film has changed drastically since this review.  Upon rewatching it over the years, I feel that the film is a mostly boring affair, with a few jokes that work, but not enough to recommend it to anyone unless they have small children.  It will… Continue Reading

Swing by to see “Spider-Man 3”

3.5 out of 5 stars (above average) Five years ago, Peter Parker got bitten by a genetically engineered super spider, and gained spider abilities that he used to defeat the Green Goblin and Doc Oc. Now Peter is back with three villains, Sandman (Thomas Haden Church), Venom (Topher Grace), and his best friend turned enemy, the… Continue Reading

“Firehouse Dog”: Comedy on Fire

3 out of 5 stars (average) Shane (Josh Hutcherson) is a boy whose dad (played by Bruce Greenwood) is the fire captain for Engine 55. In the beginning of the movie, Josh skips his English class and almost gets away from the spying firefighters until a mysterious dog named Rexx jumps on him, allowing the… Continue Reading

“TMNT”: Turtully Cool

3 out of 5 stars (average) For those of you who are clueless, TMNT stands for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which was a TV show in the 1980s and ‘90s. Basically, it’s about four turtles that wandered away from their mother, accidentally fell into a vat of toxic waste, and were taught kung fu by… Continue Reading

Go see “Night at the Museum”

3 out of 5 stars (average)   Larry Daley (played by Ben Stiller) is a down-on-his-luck guy who does not have a good life going. He is divorced, his ex-wife thinks he doesn’t have enough time for his son, and he is jobless. When his 10-year-old son Nick neglects to invite him to Career Day… Continue Reading