“TMNT”: Turtully Cool

3 out of 5 stars (average) For those of you who are clueless, TMNT stands for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which was a TV show in the 1980s and ‘90s. Basically, it’s about four turtles that wandered away from their mother, accidentally fell into a vat of toxic waste, and were taught kung fu by… Continue Reading

Go see “Night at the Museum”

3 out of 5 stars (average)   Larry Daley (played by Ben Stiller) is a down-on-his-luck guy who does not have a good life going. He is divorced, his ex-wife thinks he doesn’t have enough time for his son, and he is jobless. When his 10-year-old son Nick neglects to invite him to Career Day… Continue Reading

“Charlotte’s Web”: Some Movie!

3.5 out of 5 stars (above average)   Fern Arable (played by Dakota Fanning) is a girl who saves a pig from almost being killed by her father because of its small size. Fern promises to take care of the pig so it won’t be killed. In a short while Fern falls in love with… Continue Reading

“Santa Clause 3”: Frostily Funny

3 out of 5 stars (average) Note: This film is not good.  I reviewed this when I was 12 years old, failing to recognize all of its flaws.  Currently, I find the movie to be slower than rush hour traffic, with dumb characters and childish humor.  It was a horrible way to end a series… Continue Reading

“Open Season”: Hilariously Pointless!

1.5 stars out of 5 (terrible) Boog (Martin Lawrence) is a bear who lives the city life. He’s a metro-grizzly. His life is usually completely perfect. He’s got a beautiful owner named Beth, who is voiced by Debra Messing and is a forest ranger, a garage home that would fit 10 animals, and an acting… Continue Reading