4 out of 5 stars (one of the best of the year)
Steve Carroll • Closing steel doors • Top secret headquarters • Laser beams • Skydiving without a parachute • Max kissing Agent 99 • Anne Hathaway • Max kissing Agent 23 • Dwayne “ The Rock” (looks like my dad) Johnson • Shoe phone • Sticky notes • Retina scans • Plastic surgery • Uranium • Bill Murray as Agent 13 • Political jokes • Explosives • Electric fences • Gadgets • Trench coats • Dancing with the Stars • Smoke bombs • Moscow in CGI • Electronic detonation devices • Terrence Stamp • Ferraris • Radioactive bread • James Caan • Secret service • Alan Arkin • CIA jokes • Classic Cars • Suicide hotline: 1-800-Don’t-Do-It • Helicopters • Flying agents • CONTROL • KAOS • Prison breaks • Exploring your emotional side • Computer geeks • $20 million dollar robot insect • Romantic glances • Office romances • Underground lair • Weight-loss tips • Mysterious phone booths • Adorable puppy • Double agents • Beethoven’s Ninth • Scenic Moscow • Max playing Doctor Phil • Chatter • Analysts • Numerous puns • Gun smuggling • Miniature crossbows • Swiss army knife gadgets • A revealing end
Ok, It’s only 67 reasons, but hey, if you want more, see the movie yourself.
Rated PG-13 for rude humor, language, and, of course, action violence.