1.5 out of 5 stars (Terrible) This review is dedicated to my good friends Tim Bone, Nicholas Schiff, and any other fans of the Artemis Fowl series. I watched this film so you didn’t have to. Artemis Fowl is one of many young adult fantasy series released in the early 2000’s. The film has been… Continue Reading
After College Years: 2017-Present
Reviews posted here were written after I graduated from college in 2017. They are the most analytical of my reviews, but still have my sprinkles of humor. I feel that I have finally hit my stride here, but, as any good writer, am always looking for ways to improve. Enjoy!
3 out of 5 stars (average) Thank you to Breaking Glass pictures for reaching out to me for this review. The film is in Hebrew with English subtitles Hollywood has been slow to figure out how to provide positive portrayals of LGBTQ characters. While you have outliers like Call Me By Your Name and Portrait… Continue Reading
3.5 out of 5 stars (above average) Thank you to Bassmint Pros Films for reaching out to me for this review. The Tell-Tale Heart is one of Edgar Allen Poe’s most revered stories. It’s a thoroughly unnerving tale that grabs the reader from the outset and doesn’t let go until its chilling finale. As a… Continue Reading
2 out of 5 stars (has some good moments, but is overall bad) Thank you to Justin Cook PR and Normal Films for reaching out to me for this review. She’s Allergic to Cats is one of those indie films stuffed with “stylish” (here meaning obnoxious) editing choices, disturbing imagery, and “shock value” nudity that… Continue Reading
2.5 out of 5 stars (decent) Thank you to Cedric Jouarie for reaching out to me for this review. The film discusses sexual assault. It is in Mandarin Chinese with English subtitles. The Very Last Day is a solid but uneven movie. Written, produced, and directed by Cedric Jouarie, it begins as a slow-paced yet… Continue Reading
1.5 out of 5 stars (one of the worst I’ve seen) Thank you to KVT Productions for reaching out to me for this review. Though this review is negative, I wish the filmmakers the best in their future endeavors. In 2004, an indie horror film called Saw took the world by storm. It was a… Continue Reading